peteseeger:

imkindaajerk:

peteseeger:

Plato was a dumb little bitch and I could easily defeat him in hand to hand combat

This… almost certainly not true. Like, you know Plato was a well known wrestler and it’s theorized that the name “Plato” was actually his wrestling stage name, right?

Lies spread to protect Plato from my fists. Won’t work. I’ll pound that stupid mother fucker.