My girl Alex is out here exposing all of the shit that no one says about congress and I am LIVING for it

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing
WAIT SHIT
so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…
if I see anyone posting anything that isnt catholic stained glass photos after the 17th I’m reporting you to the staff on sight
Is Protestant stained glass ok too?
FUCK NO.
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