hijerking:

when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants

shawskankredemption:

commodore james norrington in 2003 hit film pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl did nothing wrong, he was simply trying to incarcerate johnny depp literally decades ahead of the curve

shadowdoctoroftheundying:

megapope:

g-raver:

personsonable:

showerthoughtsofficial:

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”

Fuck off.

it would be cool if cars could fuck

crazymuff1n:

murdoc:

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly