MacNMemes

people in the notes out here defending putting your fucking kids on leashes

dont-touch-my-fandoms:

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

chaoticlesbian:

Lemonade with no alcohol in it? I think you mean Mike’s Flaccid

spellsandwitchtips:

bunnyfood:

Bad Boys

This is magical in an entirely different way.

blackqueerblog:

It is well documented that tens of thousands of American vets are homeless and twenty or more veterans commit suicide daily, veterans have even been deported, but the Army wants you to think it’s failure in bringing in recruits is the fault of a “strong” economy. Pfft.

waitwhatdidtheysay:

Old woman: “I-”

Woman [offscreen]: “No!”

Old woman: “Yeah! And he goes to me, uh, “Oh, this is what makes woman scream.” “Scream? Where the hell’s your dick at?””

Woman [offscreen]: “It was not that small!”

Old woman: “I swear to God!”

thebidetective:

why