Gene would be just a nervous as you, maybe even more. He’d pick a romantic location, light candles and make sure the music put you guys in the mood. You two would kiss a little at first, getting more and more used to each other. Hesitantly, Gene would move on top of you, making you feel safe and secure in his arms. You felt his hard erection on your thigh, making you buck your hips up instictivly. Once he knew you were properly lubricated, he’d slip his thick, yellow length into your hole, leaving you both a moaning mess.
Hi-5:
Hi-5 knew what he was doing. He’d been with loads of other emojis before, which made you feel even more nervous. As he wrapped his thumb around your shoulder, he leaned in for a kiss. Even though you were not very experienced at kissing, his lips still felt like a perfect match for yours. Keeping your lips locked, Hi-5 moved his pinky to your crotch, rubbing in all of the right places.
Jailbreak:
Jailbreak would be really turned on that you’re a virgin. She loves taking control and having the lead. She’d make sure you were okay with everything, before she continued, of course, but she loved knowing that you were under her power. If she’d run her tounge aross your sex she’d look up to see if you had enjoyed it. If not. she’d move on and find something else you would like. Like anal beads.
Mary Meh and Mel Meh
Don’t let her ‘Meh’ expression fool you, Mary was super nervous. She wasn’t too experienced herself, only having ever been with Mel. But Mel was in the corner, stroking himself to you two, and she was on her own to take the lead. She’d spank you first, trying to put on a show for her husband. His hand kept a steady pace on his yellow stick, but once Mary had started pegging you with a strap on, Mel’s fist was a blur as he released his yellow load on his round face.
This is a picture of the heroic students from the University of Virginia that stood up to hundreds of white supremacists in Charlottesville tonight. They were completely surrounded. They were beaten. They were maced. The police stood by and watched it all happen. But they stood firm, yelling “Black Lives Matter!” and “No Racists! No KKK! No Fascist USA!” until the Nazis left. They were then forcefully removed by the police, who called them an “unlawful assembly.”
These college kids bravely stood up in the face of evil tonight. And they are a shining light on what was otherwise an extremely dark thing. Fuck fascism. Fuck white supremacy. Celebrate these fucking heroes.
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