Author: macnmemes

memimes:

memimes:

kevin spacey apologizing for something he “doesn’t remember doing” and then in the same breath coming out to probably deflect backlash is the sleaziest thing fuck him lmao

and this isn’t me denying kevin spacey is gay this is me saying his timing could not have been more disrespectful and irrelevant to the topic presented to him

he’s not flat out denying what happened, he’s saying “i don’t remember doing this but if anthony says so then i’m sorry for that. also i’d like to take this opportunity to come out as a gay man.”

people are going to take this one of two ways

1. “you can’t get mad at him because he did something brave”

2. “gay men are predators”

either way it’s dangerous and also derailing the main issue at hand which is that the entertainment business is corrupt and it’s high time people start owning up to their disgusting actions

punkpuppydragon:

cindysuke:

ernmark:

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

  • The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)
  • The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)
  • The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)
  • The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)
  • The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)
  • We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

truly a strange language

Thanks I hate it

fluffmugger:

cassyblue:

fozmeadows:

stavvers:

Getting misty-eyed imagining the future: spaceships exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, going boldly &c., &c., all while triumphantly bearing “ARSE” in large letters on their hulls.

I have never felt more patriotic than I do at this very moment.

@grimark

The best thing is that absolutely no one is actually sure whether or not this is official or legit.

But no matter what the answer, no matter what the official title, IT IS NOW FOREVER ARSE IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE

kaylapocalypse:

wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.