I thank god everyday for that one part of my brain that just went like this shit is boring and exit when I tried to read homestuck years ago
Author: macnmemes


*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL
im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed
me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr:



























