mark fuckerburg
slap your balls and die
at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it
Author: macnmemes
I’ve just been informed about the Hand of St. Teresa
aka the Catholic Infinity Gauntlet
Lesbians on tumblr: 1, 567, 982
Lesbians in your area: 9
Lesbians attracted to you: -6
When you drop anything in the bathroom
Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Spoilers after the break
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The show will be written by Notaro and Stephanie Allynne, who are married in real life, and the project was based on an original pitch to the network by the couple.
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
True talent✨
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