I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MIN

Did the cat just give–

queenieeegoldstein:

pour one out for all the ihop/ihob employees who are gonna have to deal with people thinking they care/had anything to do with this decision at all and giving them their unwanted opinions in the coming weeks

ycontuespiritu:

stilllifequickheart:

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

gayred5:

littleoldariel:

markv5:

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

lord-brixie:

Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

gayandstressedout:

transelspeth:

porcelain-infinity:

Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh

Finally we did it

pyomorphic:

bullypunchvevo:

pyomorphic:

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail