katiemcgrath:

katiemcgrath:

I had a day dream where I opened a proper British chip shop in America and made it super stereotypical but I had to close it down because the Americans kept making me say aluminium and I ended up putting aluminium in the battered cod and people died.

Sign outside my chip shop saying “Won’t be served if you call chips French fries” And “No French potato sticks served here.”