“Hey, bro?” said Kirk, looking up from the bag of cheese puffs in his lap.
“Yes, bro?” said Spock.
“Man, have you ever wondered if we’re really only living in a TV show or some shit? Or…if like, we were like, characters from a TV show but the fans were imagining us and shit and then they could make us act however they want us to so this isn’t really us this is them imagining us and like in the TV show we weren’t doing this but they just wanted us to do this so we don’t exist twice but we also do exist because we’re living in their heads? Like, that’s legit, right? Multiple universe theory and shit?‘
Spock raised an eyebrow at Kirk. “That’s fucking illogical, bro,” he said.
