psych 101 college prof in every tv show: This is the hardest course at this entire university. If you are absent or walk in late, I’ll murder you in front of everyone, and then call you a failure. For some reason I’m not expected to abide by ethics, accessibility, or other common conduct requirements. ALso I hate all of you, don’t ever speak to me, or my TA who seems to think this is normal. I’m an expert in my field and that’s why I teach freshmen. Pop Quiz, Fuck You.