fleamontpotter:

diredesiretoaspiretodiehard:

fleamontpotter:

fleamontpotter:

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind