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amandaonwriting:

Soap for Writer’s Block

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Y’all are missing out on the product description, which is easily the best part:

• “Lube the mind.Or the body. Wait, what? Lather the body. Not lube. Freudian slip. So the wordsmith’s well has run dry? Try this specially-crafted Writer’s Block soap. If this soap doesn’t help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I’ll eat my hat. It’s a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, you’re gonna need this soap ASAP. Your ideas are terrible.Cheap whiskey scented”

Its fucking $9.

Like I know its only soap, but I was expecting it to be like… way more expensive.