thebootydiaries:

me: 

• saw weed 3 times
• has 7 gf 
• has 9 abs
• listens to john lemon
• saw a google image of marijuana sock once
• has 3 phds on english

you: 

• 0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf
• 0 abs 
• listens to marijuana and the diamonds
• never met picasso irl
• never heard of john lemon 
• cryign blooger with 0 phds