Bruce [to the Batfamily about the batcomputer]: Who broke it?
*silence*
Bruce: I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Dick: *looks around at everyone* I did. I broke the com–
Bruce: No. No you didn’t. Jason?
Jason: Don’t look at me. Look at Damian.
Damian: What? I didn’t break it!
Jason: Huh! That’s weird! How’d you even know it was broken?
Damian: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Jason: Suspicious.
Damian: No, it’s not!
Stephanie: If it matters, probably not. But Cassandra was the last one to use it.
Cassandra: Liar, I don’t even touch that thing!
Stephanie: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the computer desk earlier?
Cassandra: I use the computer desk as a chair because it’s more comfortable! Everyone knows that, Stephanie!
Dick: Okay let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.
Bruce: No! Who broke it?
Damian: *hushed tone* Father? Drake’s been awfully quiet.
Tim: Really! Really!
Damian: Yeah, really!
Tim: Oh my god!
*everyone starts arguing*
Bruce [off to the side]: I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bruce: *looks back at the kids arguing* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.