thewalkerqueen:

werewolfrightsandwheretofindthem:

thewalkerqueen:

“Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could” 

okay but consider this 

• FUCKING HAGRID
• ARTHUR
• RONALD
• F R E D
• FUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK I GN DONE

“But dad, what if.. I am.. in slytherin?”
“Fucking Sorting Hat Potter, you are named after a hat that sat on my head this one time. He’ll hook ya up with what you want mate”
“Oh.” Fucking Sorting Hat pondered this for a second. “Really?”
“Yes, my son.”
“Okay.” Fucking sorting hat smiled.

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