signs as things i find funny

aries: coleslaw
libra: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month I will stop.
virgo: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
sagittarius: Dick Wolf Speed Weed
leo: JUST DO IT! Nothing is impossible. Don’t let your dreams be dreams. JUST. DO IT!!!!
gemini: tumblypoo
scorpio: Down with Cis
cancer: les McFreakin’ lose it
pisces: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.
taurus: Paul Blart
capricorn: deez nuts
aquarius: STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS