matt: if im gonna be a vigilante i should have an outfit
matt: hmmm
matt murdock: half-face black mask to accentuate my Justice Lips
matt: tight, thin shirt to show off my Punishment Pecs
matt: the pants gotta be tight cause crime never quits, just like This Ass
matt: perfect
matt: *gets beat tf up*
claire: this outfit is like tissue paper
claire: have u heard of body armor
matt: what